Listed below are a few of our picks of the best funny quotes and sayings that will make you laugh out loud and remind you to never give up, curated by the Spiritti review team.
1. "I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands."
2. "I am currently under construction. Thank you for your patience."
3. "You can't make everyone happy. You're not an avocado."
4. "I never knew a single noise could actually drive a person insane, but then I had kids and realized all things really are possible."
5. "Taking naps sounds so childish. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses."
6. "I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour."
7. "I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."
8. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” — Benjamin Franklin
9. “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” — Bill Watterson
10. "If at first you don't succeed, fix your ponytail, and try again."
11. "Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge."
12. "I made a huge to-do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it."
13. "If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors."
14. “My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” — Caroline Rhea
15. "If size really mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle."
16. "'You attract what you fear.' Oh my God, I'm scared of $10.6 Billion."
17. "When life puts you in tough situations, don't say why me? Just say try me!"
18. "If you stumble, make it part of the dance."
19. "Every time you are able to find humor in a difficult situation, you win."
20. "One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're the toast."
Take a look at the Spiritti collection of the best funny quotes and content about life that are bound to make you smile today.
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