These animal quotes will have you laughing out loud and cuddling your furry friend in no time, all curated by the Spiritti review team.
1. “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
2. “Happiness is a warm puppy.”
3. “Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”
4. “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
5. “Animals are my friends…and I don’t eat my friends.”
6. “Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
7. “The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.”
8. “Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That’s the problem.”
9. “Man is the cruelest animal.”
10. “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
11. “I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”
12. “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
13. “If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
14. “The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
15. “People speak sometimes about the “bestial” cruelty of man, but that is terribly unjust and offensive to beasts, no animal could ever be so cruel as a man, so artfully, so artistically cruel.”
16. “Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
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